Big Tony

A gal (Marianna from Garden Grove) edited this:

he’s not yours IF:
If you have to call him because he never calls you
If you have to ask your friends for advice about him
If you don’t know his best friends name
If you haven’t met his friends
If he makes you come to his house all the time
If he never goes out in public with you
If he never calls you back until after 9:00 PM
If he’d rather text you than call you.
If he says he has a lot of friends that are girls
If he never makes plans with you (just goes day by day)
If he gets uneasy when it gets late and you cant tell If he wants you to spend the night or get the fuck out and drive home)
If he says he already ate every time you ask him if he wants to go out and eat
If he’d rather take his dog for a walk then meet up with you

she’s not your girl:
If you’ve gone on at least 3 dates and she hasn’t made an effort to advance
If shes busy 6 out of the 7 days of the week(shes seeing someone else)
If she says your nice If she says your funny
If you remind her of her ex that cheated on her
If she only calls you when shes drunk
If shes an Internet girl
Hahaha I wish I knew of this sooner……

a guy should know about girls….
1. Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear too. (so true…)
2.
Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other
everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will
be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends.
Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them
wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.
5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
9.If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.
10.-13. Censored (Top Secret)
14. Every girl should
eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one
of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a
serious relationship.
16. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
19. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
22. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
23. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it..
31. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
32.
After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have
started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you,
you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you
would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of
power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

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